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Nitram/ 13/ a huge asshole/ ENFP/ A real shark in real life/ i don't even know/

quixoticoperator:

thewritingfortress:

Someone didn’t forward those chain messages

This is my new favorite thing.

(Source: annekiller666)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

(Source: bonedragonpit)

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

yaranyarai:

i found the best part of ffxiv. i found it. here it is.

lucianthelugia:

threefolder:

x24blog:

warm-puffy-rainbows:

off-the-tower:

memeotaroumikoshiba:

spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

thank mr skeltal

(Source: super-greenmario)

maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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(Source: daily-marvel)

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(Source: tubofgoodthings)

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